Shrimp

Obviously Steven and I were not going to produce a Shaquille O'Neal sized child. I measure in at a whopping 5'1" and Steven might top out at 5'8" and that's "stretching it. So is it just me or does this picture not highlight just how much of a shrimp Sophia is? Check out how bunched up her pj pants are. The child has no legs! I of course wasn't blessed with legs either. To emphasize just how "legless" she actually is, the other day she tried on a pair of the cutest baby capris and they turned into PANTS on her! Long pants at that!

So the WNBA is out of the question. Walking down a cat walk modeling the latest fashions of Versace is out. She'll probably never be a Rockette high kicking it to New York, New York. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a gold medal in the hurdles, high jump, and volleyball is not in her future. So that leaves us with jockey or gymnast. I'll go with gymnast because guess what? I'm allergic to horses! So I'd be never able to be up front cheering her on at the Kentucky Derby! So go Sophie Lou!