Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Poop Bandit

This girl....



is a piece.of.work.

A few weeks ago the three of us took a walk to visit with some neighbors. While we were there Soph and I ended up in the house so the mom (they have a 10 year old) could show me something. And I'm not kidding, before I knew what was happening, Little Bit was taking off up their steps announcing that she had to "POOP REALLY BAD." I wanted to die of embarrassment. Of course the mom didn't care, when you've gotta go, you've gotta go but I was mortified. So I went to the bathroom with her and told her to "HURRY IT UP!"

She quickly finish and outside we went. I wanted to get away from there as soon as possible considering the fact that my 3 year old had stunk up their bathroom! Well apparently I didn't let her finish her business because not 2 seconds after walking outside she announces to everyone, "I really need to POOP again, I didn't get finished!" Nice.

Fast forward to Saturday evening. We went on a walk to visit with our other neighbors, the one who happens to be my old high school friend. Sophie and her boys are running around having a blast when all of the sudden she comes into the kitchen and announces to all of us, "hey momma, I've really gotta poop!"

What the heck!!! I'm afraid to go visit with other neighbors because she might want to break in their toilets too! What am I going to do with this wild and crazy girl of ours?

8 comments:

Katie said...

Like you said, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I love when Jordan rips farts that sound like they are coming from a 70 year old man and then laughs- thanks Dave.

I love the way that pic turned out from Jackson's party.

Paula said...

ha ha ha ha

maria said...

we hit every bathroom everywhere we go! my favorite is when ashley tells me how many more poops are left in her bum, loudly in public restrooms

Melissa said...

LMAO! Girls gotta go...

Jonathan's Mommy said...

Even worse is when your child is with you in a public restroom announcing to all therein that YOU are pooping. Can't tell you how many times this happened to me while we were traveling to and from Florida!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THAT GIRL.


ELLA

Anonymous said...

she is her mother's daughter. when sophie is older and she reads this blog she is going to kill you.
G

Janice said...

Well, it's a good thing she's regular.