Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Life At It's Finest

No question about it, I've been slacking in the blogging department. We've been knee deep in house stuff. Actually we've been in the 5th Circle of Hell. Not to be confused with the 4th Circle of Hell which involves pushing gigantic boulders up a hill only to have them roll back down for the rest of eternity. That sounds much more pleasant. In fact, I'd trade pushing rocks over dealing with inspectors and banks, A-N-Y D-A-Y, at least I would be in shape. As of right now, I think we are rounding third base and we're almost home but I'm not packing my sh*t yet. 

And speaking of being in shape, I'm back on the diet wagon. I guess that's another reason as to why I haven't felt like participating in "life" at the moment.  My really good friend's sister just started working at the Tudor's Biscuit World, which means FREE TUDORS! Do you know what I would give for some Tudors, namely, a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit, and add the fact that it's free on top of it? Do you? Well I'd rather not say. But instead, I'm regulated to counting points.

So woe is me. Little Bit has a horrible cold at the moment with a cough that could raise the dead. Oh but she brought me a present home from day care the other day. A piece of toilet paper that she kept in her butt crack all day. Yep. You read that correctly, go ahead, reread that last sentence. Her teachers saw her itching around on her butt and when asked what was wrong she said "it's toilet paper, I'm saving it for my mama." Well I figured that said toilet paper was long gone but wouldn't you know it, when we got home, she TRIED handing it to me. NICE. 

18 comments:

Jaidean said...

Oh my gosh...that totally made me laugh out loud. She is too funny!
I hope everything goes well with the house and good luck with your diet!

Lara said...

That is so, so funny!!! I nearly peed my pants!

CBRESQ said...

Nice, at least she was thinking of you. Sorry about the house crap - it sucks. I don't know why they have to make everything so complicated. Hope everything works out. I admire your will power swearing off free Tudors - you rock.

Melissa said...

I'm totally laughing out loud... my co-workers asked what I was laughing at... so, I read them your blog -- now all of us are LAUGHING!! Too funny!

Jamie said...

That's sweet.. in it's own very special way. :)

Thanks for no pictures to go with it! Ha!

Jenny said...

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME!!!!

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious! Only Sophie! -Amy

Anna said...

OMG! I was laughing so hard when I read that! She is one of a kind! Moments like these you will be able to embarass her with for years to come!

Jonathan's Mommy said...

That is so gross and funny at the same time! Were you out of TP at home or something? ;)

Anonymous said...

kimberly dawn, one day your daughter is soooo going to kill you.
G

Anonymous said...

AAAAHHHHHH, the joys of being a mom! What could be better???

Kel

Jami said...

I am cracking up! I can totally picture the scene. She is too funny! Good luck on the house. That must be so stressful.

Janice said...

I am finally catching up!!! First of all, congrats on the gorgeous new house!!!! That's soooo exciting!! The toilet paper in the butt crack is of course, hysterical!!! She's so thoughtful, he-he! I love her ode to Mel Gibson on your other post, too! :P

Katie said...

I have told several people about Sophie's "present" for you because that is hilarious. You have to wonder what went through her mind when she decided to bring that to you. I hope the rest of the house stuff goes smoothly.

Anonymous said...

what a kid. i can honestly say i never received a present like that




ella

Paula said...

BAWHAWHAW

Maria said...

it is hard to leave your house, sometimes i still miss it! good luck with the move and if you figure out how to stop the whinning let me know

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